Who would want to dissolve a design such as this Super Nintendo cartridge for the sake of being clean? People who want to wash $21 worth of nostalgia down the drain, that’s who! There’s a purpose for the detailed label and ridges. This mix of lye and animal fat is crafted to be an identifiable symbol of your youth. It’s like that pot leaf-shaped decorative candle that you bought at the head shop thinking that lighting it would add ambiance to your room. Then when you go to light it, you realize, “like, wait, then it won’t be pot leaf-shaped.” So while it goes without saying that gamers are infamously unclean, gifting them with Mario Kart suds will have them racing into your arms more than into the bathtub.
The good news is that you can satisfy your discerning game palate by choosing from the several different titles available for both versions, including Donkey Kong Country, Street Fighter II Turbo, The Legend of Zelda, and Pokemon. The bad news is that you have to preorder them, so they won’t be able to gather dust on your game shelf until 2014. You can receive a notification as soon as they’re available by giving the nice people at Firebox your e-mail…and of course your monies.
Think you could bring yourself to wash up with a life-sized piece of your past? Let us know in the Comments below.
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