Fanboys Anonymous

The Internet certainly has its set of stars that are world-renowned. Of those stars, we've seen a rise of talented, witty, and beautiful women who have taken the Internet by storm. Join me, Chris "The Dace Man" Dace, over the course of the next few weeks as we crown the 2014 Internet Goddess. This time around we take a look at round one of the tournament and highlight the contestants. In Bracket 5, we see Tessa Violet and Mealonie Mac square up, and Andrea Feczko going head to head with Amber Lee Etinger. You have until February 28th to vote for Round 1!


Tessa Violet (Fashion Model, Vlogger)

Better known as Meekakitty, former fashion model Tessa Violet became an Internet sensation after a 2007 school project that involved YouTube, and since then she's been here to stay. Continuing the vlogging whilst touring as a former fashion model, Tessa is known for humorous videos with fast cutting. Kind of like fred, but actually funny and not annoying. Her claim to fame is most likely the video Star Trek Girl that debuted on her channel in 2011 and skyrocketed her popularity. With vlogs like that and a Star Trek video, no wonder we witness Tessa joining the 2014 Internet Goddess Tournament.


Melonie Mac (Gamer, Artist, YouTube Personality)

Who doesn't love the adorable Melonie Mac? This cutie partnered up with YouTube and showed us that gaming isn't just for the overweight nerds hanging in the basement talking their raids and zerg rushes. (Wow, I just said that!). She helps make gaming cool again and reviews several nerdy things we geeks have come to love. You can catche her playing League of Legends in the YouTube world live as well as in archive sessions!! The Mac Attack has definitely earned herself a spot on the 2014 Internet Goddess Tournament.

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Andrea Feczko (YouTube Personality)

Need tips for all your traveling adventures? Look no further than Andrea Feczko! As one half of the How 2 Travelers, she give us a new video every Monday on exotic locations and tips for how to enjoy them. Andrea has much experience in the hosting duties and brings her lovely talents to YouTube to makes us the viewers much more cultured than we really are. I was first exposed to Andrea in the Key of Awesome parody of Ke$ha's Tik Tok in which she played the singer herself. Andrea has grabbed a passport and flown right into the 2014 Internet Goddess Tournament. Hopefully the trip will be worthwhile!


Amber Lee Ettinger (YouTube Personality)

So there are two things President Obama can most be remembered for by nerds: 1) Their ability to stay on their parents' healthcare so they can sit in their basement until they're 26, and two—Obama Girl! When Barack Obama made his way on to the national scene Barely Political rose to the occasion, and with their talents and Amber's beauty, "Obama Girl" was born. The role got her attention nationally and even landed her a guest spot on Saturday Night Live! There is no doubt in anyone's mind that Amber Lee Ettinger was the queen of 2008 election sketches, but will she be the 2014 Internet Goddess Champion?

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Check back for more brackets and, as always, check back regularly to see what Chris "The Dace Man" Dace is looking at (and no, not just porn) as well as all of the other bloggers here at Fanboys Anonymous. Remember, keyboard warriors: leave your feedback! Until the next time, for the few, the proud, and ,of course, the Dacetacular, grab a beer—and in this case an Internet browser—and check out what's going on here in the Dace-Sphere. See ya next time!