National Dex #093 - Haunter"Its tongue is made of gas. If licked, its victim starts shaking constantly until death eventually comes."
Well by that standard, Haunter's Lick attack surely should have a higher stat than "30."
Though with that said, the paralyze effect surely makes more sense now! Damn, Haunter, you scary!
National Dex #096 - Drowzee"It remembers every dream it eats. It rarely eats the dreams of adults because children's are much tastier."
Well we've gone from down right evil to down right messed up!
I kinda want to know what makes their dreams tastier? Is it that they're more innocent? Or is Drowzee just some kind of dream pedophile? I'm not quite sure, but damn is it weird.
National Dex #354 - Banette"An abandoned plush doll became this Pokémon. They are said to live in garbage dumps and wander about in search of the children that threw them away."
This is like some messed up version of Toy Story. It definitely contests with Cubone for the saddest entry, at least. So yeah, remember this the next time you throw your toys/dolls out!
National Dex #111 - Rhyhorn"Once it starts running, it doesn't stop. Its tiny brain makes it so stupid that it can't remember why it started running in the first place."
Definitely one of the more mean-spirited entries. In earlier entries, they'd phrase them so that the Pokémon has a "one track mind," but apparently Dexter became an asshole with its upgrade!
National Dex #092 - Gastly"A being that exists as a thin gas. It can topple an Indian elephant by enveloping the prey in two seconds."
Really!? Again!? Okay, so not only do they measure Raichu's strength against Indian elephants, but Gastly's as well? I better see a damn Indian elephant in the next game, or I'm calling bullshit!
So what did you think of my second set of entries? Do you feel I'm neglecting to put one of your favorites on the list? Let me know in the comments below!
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