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Welcome to another edition of 6 Flicks Picks, wherein I list all of the upcoming films that are scheduled to be released in the United States for the month which is about to begin and break down which ones I'll be watching in theaters, which ones I'll wait to rent at home, and which ones I'll be skipping out on entirely. After going through the list, I'll choose which six films stand out to me as the ones I want to see the most, even if there are more or less than six that interest me.

Note: The list below is based primarily off the expanded nationwide USA release dates on IMDB as well as some other random outlets if possible, so some information may be different. If I am missing some of the limited releases or the dates conflict in some fashion, please let me know in the comments below and any adjustments and corrections will be made!

Without further ado, another new month means another new set of films, so what's coming soon to theaters in April 2018?



Blockers

Synopsis: Three parents try to stop their daughters from having sex on Prom night.

Will I watch? = No

A Quiet Place

Synopsis: A family lives an isolated existence in utter silence, for fear of an unknown threat that follows and attacks at any sound.

Will I watch? = Maybe

The Miracle Season

Synopsis: After the tragic death of star volleyball player Caroline "Line" Found, a team of dispirited high school girls must band together under the guidance of their tough-love coach in hopes of winning the state championship.

Will I watch? = No

Chappaquiddick

Synopsis: Depicting Ted Kennedy's involvement in the fatal 1969 car accident that claims the life of a young campaign strategist, Mary Jo Kopechne.

Will I watch? = No

Lean on Pete

Synopsis: A teenager gets a summer job working for a horse trainer and befriends the fading racehorse, Lean on Pete.

Will I watch? = No

Spinning Man

Synopsis: A happily married professor, known for having many affairs with students, becomes the prime suspect when a young woman has gone missing.

Will I watch? = No

Spiral

Synopsis: A look at the rise of anti-Semitism and assaults against Jews in present-day France.

Will I watch? = No

Where is Kyra?

Synopsis: In Brooklyn, New York, Kyra (Pfeiffer) loses her job and struggles to survive on her ailing mother's income. As the weeks and months go on, her problems worsen. This leads her on a risky and enigmatic path that threatens her life.

Will I watch? = No


Truth or Dare

Synopsis: A harmless game of Truth or Dare among friends turns deadly when someone -- or something -- begins to punish those who tell a lie or refuse the dare.

Will I watch? = No

Overboard

Synopsis: A spoiled, wealthy yacht owner is thrown overboard and becomes the target of revenge from his mistreated employee. A remake of the 1987 comedy.

Will I watch? = No

The Rider

Synopsis: After suffering a near fatal head injury, a young cowboy undertakes a search for new identity and what it means to be a man in the heartland of America.

Will I watch? = No

Borg McEnroe

Synopsis: The story of the 1980s tennis rivalry between the placid Björn Borg and the volatile John McEnroe.

Will I watch? = No

Beirut

Synopsis: A U.S. diplomat (Jon Hamm) flees Lebanon in 1972 after a tragic incident at his home. Ten years later, he is called back to war-torn Beirut by a CIA operative (Rosamund Pike) to negotiate for the life of a friend he left behind.

Will I watch? = No

Zama

Synopsis: Based on the novel by Antonio Di Benedetto written in 1956, on Don Diego de Zama, a Spanish officer of the seventeenth century settled in Asunción, who awaits his transfer to Buenos Aires.

Will I watch? = No

20 Weeks

Synopsis: A couple must decide on how to move forward when their baby is diagnosed with a serious health condition at the 20 week scan.

Will I watch? = No


Rampage

Synopsis: Davis Okoye and his bestfriend white gorilla fight monsters in a big city.

Will I watch? = Yes

Super Troopers 2

Synopsis: When a border dispute arises between the U.S. and Canada, the Super Troopers are tasked with establishing a Highway Patrol station in the disputed area.

Will I watch? = No

Tully

Synopsis: The film is about Marlo, a mother of three including a newborn, who is gifted a night nanny by her brother. Hesitant to the extravagance at first, Marlo comes to form a unique bond with the thoughtful, surprising, and sometimes challenging young nanny named Tully.

Will I watch? = No

The Devil and Father Amorth

Synopsis: Father Gabriele Amortha performs his ninth exorcism on an Italian woman.

Will I watch? = No


Avengers: Infinity War

Synopsis: The Avengers and their allies must be willing to sacrifice all in an attempt to defeat the powerful Thanos before his blitz of devastation and ruin puts an end to the universe.

Will I watch? = Yes

I Feel Pretty

Synopsis: A woman struggling with insecurity wakes from a fall believing she is the most beautiful and capable woman on the planet. Her new confidence empowers her to live fearlessly, but what happens when she realizes her appearance never changed?

Will I watch? = No

Traffik

Synopsis: A couple off for a romantic weekend in the mountains are accosted by a bike gang. Alone in the mountains, Brea and John must defend themselves against the gang, who will stop at nothing to protect their secrets.

Will I watch? = No

Kings

Synopsis: The life of a foster family in South Central Los Angeles, a few weeks before the city erupts in violence following the verdict of the Rodney King trial.

Will I watch? = No

Redoubtable

Synopsis: During the making of one of his films, French film director Jean-Luc Godard falls in love with 17-year old actress Anne Wiazemsky and later marries her.

Will I watch? = No

Let the Sunshine In

Synopsis: Isabelle, Parisian artist, divorced mother, is looking for love, true love at last.

Will I watch? = No

Disobedience

Synopsis: A woman returns to the community that shunned her for her attraction to a childhood friend. Once back, their passions reignite as they explore the boundaries of faith and sexuality.

Will I watch? = No

Backstabbing for Beginners

Synopsis: A young program coordinator at the United Nations stumbles upon a conspiracy involving Iraq's oil reserves.

Will I watch? = No

Bad Samaritan

Synopsis: A pair of burglars stumble upon a woman being held captive in a home they intended to rob.

Will I watch? = No

Selfie Dad

Synopsis: A struggling father starts his own "how to" YouTube Chanel.

Will I watch? = No


Which films make the cut?

6. Overboard — Let's be honest, I'm not seeing this. I'd sooner watch Infinity War six times.

5. Blockers — Let's be honest, I'm not seeing this. I'd sooner watch Infinity War six times. However, at least if I watched this, I could talk about it on my other site, Smark Out Moment, as it stars John Cena.

4. Super Troopers 2 — I've never seen the first one and I've heard good things, so maybe I'll check that out and want to see this.

3. A Quiet Place — I'm very, very intrigued about what the hell is going on in this movie. This is the first horror film in a long time that I actually want to watch.

2. Rampage — When I first saw the trailer for this, I said out loud "That is shockingly better looking than I ever would have expected." and I honestly think I'll check this out with Movie Pass, which is so weird, as I laughed at the idea when it was just a rumor.

1. Avengers: Infinity War — This is EEEEEEEEVERYTHING. 10 years building up to this point and Avengers 4. I'm more pumped about this movie than any other film coming out this entire year, EASILY, and I bought 16 tickets for my friends and I already the other day.